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Neil KelleyNeil Kelley
Just when you thought bishops couldn't get a pc (Daniel Sandham)
Recently there were reports of police trying to make sure social distancing was properly followed in public worship – but we were unaware of new tactics:
- Despite the disguise, it was pretty obvious that the police were checking Palm Sunday duty for social distancing (Richard Spray)
- He thought this might help ensure adequate social distancing in the Palm Sunday procession (John Hutchinson)
- PC Jermyns went undercover to find out about social distancing on Palm Sunday (Bridget Swan).
- We have ways to get you to distance yourself socially (Richard Hough)
- Anyone who does not take part in the Palm Sunday procession will be fined and sent to prison (Bill de Quick)
- OK – who of you forgot to use the gel? (Lynda Sebbage)
- On this Palm Sunday, control of the crowd was delegated to the local chaplain of the Met (Roger Knight).
New directions for Bishop North?
- If you have Eucharist at 10 a.m. and an audition for Line of Duty at 11 a.m. (Julie Minns)
- Bishop Philip begins his new role as Chaplain of the Special Division (Paul Bradbury).
- The Community Support Officer (NSM) stood in for the pastor at the last minute on Palm Sunday (Paul MacDermott).
- The invitation to communion: "Right, then let's be" avin "you" (Geoffrey Robinson)
- The bishop was charged with impersonating a police officer and presented photographic evidence that he worked for the specialty department (Trevor Thurston-Smith).
- Bishop North's new miter really fits the old bill! (Che Seabourne).
Some other posts we liked:
- Hit me with that palm branch and I'll report you for police brutality (Peter Potter)
- Chaplain of the Rome Carbinieri gives himself the palm d & # 39; Or (Ian Barge)
- Peter was part of Special Branch – and it showed! (Patrick Irwin)
- Vicar: "Something is wrong with this microphone." Congregation: "And with you too" (Mervyn Cox)
- The militant church bent its missal (Richard Strudwick)
- Palms – face – space (Paul Brett)
- Speculations that the House of Bishops had responded to criticism of the clergy's disciplinary action by setting up an Inquisition Wing turned out to be spot on (Nick Ralph).
- You have the right to remain seated and wear a mask. Everything you say will be forgiven! Happy Easter (Clive Deverell)
- The YMCA sponsored Palm Sunday Mass at the expense of the Bishop (Chris Beeson).
- I a copper, I a copper, I a maxima copper (David Hill)
- You are under no obligation to say anything (John Lloyd)
- Welcome to our annual YMCA (Alistair Bolt) service
- Warning: Red notice for anyone caught saying "Mother of God", not on duty (Alwyn Ladell)
- This week we're thinking about silly hats and next week we're celebrating the ministry of silly walks (Martin Hennessy-Smith)
- Remember that protesters are being arrested. Don't wave your palms this year (Janet Stockton)
- Father Jason illustrated the new translation of Matthew chapter 13: "First collect the weeds and burn them, but collect the wheat in protective custody" (William Clocksin)
- The washing instructions for me were all Greek (Robert Shooter)
- The first person to laugh at my hat is smacked with their palms (Olwyn Marlow)
- Bishops deny widespread surveillance of the liturgy (Jonnie Parkin)
- When the officer was asked to take a stand and raise his palm, it was not quite what they meant (Trevor Oakes)
- That will be a triumphant paperback entry (Martin Kettle)
- Go north! (Mike Peatman)
- The Lord's Police Be With You Always (Philip Deane)
- Let's sum up the words, "It's fun staying at the YMCA!" (Michele Simms)
- A mistake that is often made during Holy Week is confusing religious and secular authority (Michael Foster)
- There are times when an SSM is available for both secular and parochial duties (Valerie Budd).
As always, the winner will receive a Fairtrade Chocolate Award courtesy of Divine Chocolate.